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Post by Mr13A on Sept 3, 2008 10:13:13 GMT
Post your favorite jokes here! Make them short so they would be nice to read. No racism. Don't make it TOO dirty.
Here are my jokes:
___________________________________ Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head. ___________________________________ Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff ___________________________________ Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath ___________________________________
Enjoy!!
Mr.13A
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Post by 3kliksphilip on Sept 3, 2008 13:32:45 GMT
No racism. Don't make it TOO dirty. Ah, well that rules out my jokes. Your Mum's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water. Your Mum's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. And one that I made up... 'Knock knock. (Who's there?) Doctor. (Doctor Who?) Hahahahah ahahaaha ha ha haahaahahaah a *snort* haah ha hahaah aha ahaha aha
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Post by speedifist on Sept 3, 2008 19:14:36 GMT
No racism. Don't make it TOO dirty. And one that I made up... 'Knock knock. (Who's there?) Doctor. (Doctor Who?) Hahahahah ahahaaha ha ha haahaahahaah a *snort* haah ha hahaah aha ahaha aha When is a door not a door? When the door is a jar (Ajar meaning open nyeheheehhe nyeheheheheheh nyeheheheehehehhe *sniff* nyehehehehehe...heh...heh)
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Post by Mr13A on Sept 4, 2008 21:21:57 GMT
Alright then, bring on the dirty racist ones then! (if you have any)
I have one "your mum" joke. Your mum is so slow, when she walks she goes back in time!!!
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Post by gigaz3r0 on Sept 4, 2008 21:48:26 GMT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=681eg5OExxs&fmt=18Yes, it is me. I know both of you have heard me and you'd deny that instantly but I made myself sound black (and did a damn good job, I think) in FL Studio 8 Noob Edition. I wrote it myself when me and my friends Red Jeremiah and Mr. Dr. Prof. James where dicking around in Zombie Master.
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